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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

a true story about..

who wants a bed time story???? let me tell you a story about what happened after i got back from work.. lalala.. so here goes.. as i got home from work today, that is at 1 a.m on the 26th of may 2009 a.k.a hilman's birthday.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HILMAAAAAN!! :D
okay, back to the story.. happily got home from work.. happy cos i finally get to mandi and baring on my bed after cleaning up the disgusting GT in starbucks with my sleepy eyes cos i had to wake up at 8a.m for class. okaylaa.. dudududud.. room here i come after locking the front door.. open the door, the smell of the apple candle i bought in ikea.. switch on the lights, and dumdumdum! there was a LIPAS on the floor.. luckily i found a ridsect yesterday at 4 a.m. thanks to the nyamuks! i was like.. o'Oh! i smell waaaaaaaaar!! spray spray non stop until the lipas tergolek.. yes yes! die you! VICTORY!!! when the lipas mati already, i open my toilet door to take the towel and mandi in mummy's toilet.. only mummy's toilet ada air panas.. as i walked in the toilet to reach out for my towel.. jengjengjeng!!! MUMMY LIPAS was on the wall!! i think she was looking for her baby lipas that ive already killed. this call for another war! i reached out for the ridsect.. spray spray!! GOTCHA! victorrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!! yes yes! that made 2 lipas mati already.. i turned around to go out from the toilet, i spot one more! PAPA LIPAS this time! luckily i was still holding the ridsect.. spray spray!! again, another victory! so i continued on my journey to mummy's toilet. mandi mandi.. done! back to my room.. i felt like poopoo-ing.. oklaa.. decided to poopoo in my toilet since i thought it was safe already.. when i was about to poopoo! WALLAAAAAH!!! UNCLE LIPAS this time! reached out for the ridsect again.. spray spray! too baddddd! nothing can beat the power of the ridsect! only i, queen tiara has the power! muahahhaa! i laughed.. while i was enjoying it, AUNTY LIPAS came in to battle! oh shit!! this time it was hard.. she kept on running away! i chased after her and spray spray! *evil smile* i WON!! yes yes!

so the moral of the story is.. always have a ridsect in your room. you might not know whats coming after you. thank you ridsect!

total lipas i killed = 5! ;)

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

gila cool sial u ni dpt bunuh 5 ekor lipas!